what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
my alarm is going off upstairs
i dont want to have to go up the stairs but its obnoxious
looks like youve gotten yourself into an…alarming situation
this is not the time for puns
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done