what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
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my alarm is going off upstairs
i dont want to have to go up the stairs but its obnoxious
decisions
looks like youve gotten yourself into an…alarming situation
this is not the time for puns
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the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
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